The headless chicken..err, Turkey.

We really need someone. We need someone who actually accomplishes something by hard work and virtue, not by scamming, spinning, and dumb luck. We need someone without ulterior motives, someone who only cares about doing their job. We need someone who is brave enough to fight for what’s right and strong enough to right the wrong.

We need someone to get us out of this mess that the past clowns put us in. We need someone to get us out of this shameful sterotype existense the west has put us in. We need someone to exonerate us from the accusations of our enemies and set the record straight for good. We need someone who can unite us, and believes in us.

We don’t need a superhero or a genius or a model citizen. We just need a damn good leader! Is that too much to ask?